So, here are a couple of items for you Star Wars fans out there.
First, here's the "I am your father" scene from Empire, rendered as a silent film:
Second, you should open a terminal window on your computer right now and type in the following command:
It might take some time, since a lot of people are doing this right now, but the wait is worth it. (Assuming you're a huge dork.)
If you don't know how to open a terminal window, consult your friend with the thickest neck beard. They should be able to help you.