Talk like a (Somali) pirate

So, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Fortunately, over at Darwin Eats Cake, iBall just got back from a big trip, and he's ready to help you out with all your talking-like-a-pirate needs.

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As it turns out, everything here actually exists as a fully formed translated phrase on one of the two following sites:

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/somali.php

http://www.freelang.net/online/somali.php?lg=gb

All of which makes me think that this scenario must have come up before.